Wish Granted but

Read everyone's reply to this to see how it works but in short you say a wish, some one fucks up your wish, then you ask for your wish ect.
So I'll start.

I wish for Mario Kart 8 for free

Wish granted, but your Wii U is broken.

I wish I could at least find Mario Kart 8 in stores ;~;

Wish granted, but it costs 1 million dollars.

I wish the MK8 bundle could cost less :c

Wish granted, but it's only 1 dollar less

I wish that people would stop wishing for Mario Kart 8

Whish granted, but it only happens for a minute, then people start wishing for it again.

I wish I had a new, working computer.

Wish granted, but then they start wishing for Smash bros.

I wish Smash bros for the 3DS would come out now.

Wish granted, but because they rushed it, the game is buggy and not very fun.

I wish you replied to the correct wish -.- (You replied to my last wish when you were supposed to reply to Zumi's)

Wish granted, but he didn't wish for anything

I wish to have Vo0's TF2 backpack

Wish granted, but then your computer explodes and it'll take you a year to get a new one

I wish that episodes of Mekakucity Actors didn't take a week to come out

Wish granted, but the new episode is voiced only by JubyPhonic.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Wish granted, but now it's too cold

I wish I wasn't so anxious when talking to people irl

Wish granted, but everyone else on the planet is dead

I wish Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright would be released in North America

Wish granted, but the English dub sucks.

I wish to go to sleep.

Wish granted, but you never wake up.

I wish for CCS to be the best highlander team 2014

Wish granted, but after this year, they loose every year for as long as they're a team.

I wish I could beat Ganon's score in Super Hexagon on Hexagonest mode.

I don't want to lose every year ;-;

Wish granted, but he beats your score within a few days


I wish for CCS to be a platinum team.

Wish granted, but the team was soon banned from any matches.

I wish summer didn't go by so fast.

Wish granted, but it only lasts a minute longer

I wish for a tank.

Wish granted, but you can't afford the fuel it needs.

I wish I had a glass of ice-cold Dr. Pepper that never ran out of Dr. Pepper for no reason

Wish granted, but it tastes like piss.

I wish that there was an easy way of farming endermen before going to the end.

Wish granted, but it requires 10,000 diamonds

I wish I could build decently

Wish granted, but while you were building, a velociraptor materialized in front of your computer while you were in the bathroom and griefed your stuff.

I wish that Kumatora (Mother 3) was in SSB4 and had the moveset and stats of Ness, except was as fast and heavy as Samus (in Meelee) and punched and kicked instead of swinging a baseball bat or stick and using a yo-yo, and had PK Ground for a final smash, since Ness (and Lucas) can't use half of the moves he has in SSB in Earthbound or Mother 3. It just makes more sense to use Kumatora.

MAKE THAT BAD!

Wish granted, but you died of aids before she was added to the game, or even announced.

I wish I had never met you.